Blight: So this is the ball that people thought was a meteor?
Guard: Yup, it is floating in a special gel.
Blight: It is so tempting...
Guard: Don't even think about it.
Blight: .... Ok
Guard: Once the Super Ball is thrown it will not stop getting faster.
Blight: Only liquids slow it?
Blight: Fill this room with water so I can play with it.
Guard: ... Must I ask why?
Blight: So, Living hunk of pipes and shit?
Guard: Yea, attacks anyone trying to fix it.
Blight: Gives me a idea.
Guard: Oh god, what is it?
Blight: Send in D-class in Death Row.
Blight: Try to fix it.
Guard: It can solve our Death Row issue.
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Blight: So this guy is 157 years old?
Guard: Why yes.
Blight: I see.... I must know his secrets.
Guard: He is quadriplegic and he thinks he's concrete, and will live forever he's the ultimate proof of the idea that the mind rules the body.
Blight:.... That was deep.
Blight: I need to try that. Ladies love forever youth.